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[–] EarthGleaner 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

In a group of friends where all of the children are safe from the grotesque, vampiric, satanic cultists.

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[–] user4574 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You monster!

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[–] dynamiteVacancy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fresh out of the oven, extra Jewish.

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[–] user4574 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The cheese has to be aged enough to know how to produce, but it can't be too old, or it gets moldy. No pepperoni, because all that oil creates acne, and I hate that. Virgin olives, thin crust, with or without a sausage.

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[–] SayTan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Anchovies, NJ crust, extra garlic, over 18.

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[–] Techius 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

I like mine with a little girl watching me pound the anus of a 8 year old while she is strapped to a chair.