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[–] wmeth 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I thought that was raging chestpain at first lol

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That thing should compete in an IM Tri with Raging Chestpain. They’d probably be neck-and-neck “competitors”--if either had a neck.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Guess Their Gender: Fatino Version

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[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The best exercise for him would be to staple his jaw shut.

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[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wow, it looks like Trigglypuff's fatter, more retarded cousin from south of the border.

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[–] SlayFatLesbians 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It needs to say "sorry" to every fucking tree it sees for wasting the oxygen the trees help make.

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[–] Shes2FAT4ME 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hey that's not fair, it has its own oxygen supply silly!

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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But guys, guys, it's not the lardo's fault, it ended up like that because it has hypothyroidism, it tried dieting every day but it didn't work, both the beast and its mom don't understand how it got that big! That's what the reporter said (hold my beer while I check that dual-language privilege!)

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[–] Fat_chance ago 

Also, what about "starvashun mode"? We wouldn't want that, would we?/s

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[–] Eric5251 ago 

Look at at all the people, time and resources that go into helping just live his daily life.

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[–] squirrelette 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Goddamn, look at those humans trying to lift it into the van while it writhes about on the ground like a snake that swallowed an elephant, waving its sausages at the crowd as though they are looking with any emotion other than horror. How did they even find a van strong enough to carry that much of lard? Even if they cleave the planet in two it will still weigh almost six hundred pounds!