[–] Size_six_thousand 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'd give my whole wallet to the person who could arrange for a slobbering jello tub to approach my man and make a pass at him in front of me.
Never mind he's only 5'8"and they need someone who can see over them when they're lying down.
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[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The amount of alcohol required to do the deed would kill me.
[–] LazarusLong 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Only potentially attractive man that is ever going to take her clothes off is a coroner.
[–] clamabuser 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Maybe a team of doctors, nurses and structural engineers will too, when the beasts are freight shipped to the hospital, due to heart failure.
[–] Entitilitus ago
Pure delusion. Comebacks they think of 10 hours later when they're sobbing into their tub of ice cream. I'm shaking in my skinny jeans that I will literally never be half the woman you are.
[–] Sir_Underbridge 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
HAHAHAHAHA.
To reiterate:
HAHAHAHAHA.