[–] Sir_Underbridge 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
HAHAHAHAHA.
To reiterate:
HAHAHAHAHA.
[–] Size_six_thousand 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'd give my whole wallet to the person who could arrange for a slobbering jello tub to approach my man and make a pass at him in front of me.
Never mind he's only 5'8"and they need someone who can see over them when they're lying down.
[–] Entitilitus ago
Pure delusion. Comebacks they think of 10 hours later when they're sobbing into their tub of ice cream. I'm shaking in my skinny jeans that I will literally never be half the woman you are.