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[–] skittlesforhair 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hot glue doesn't hold that strong. It would open back up after a bit.

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[–] 0fsgivin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You gotta sew it shut. Source 47 second mark.

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[–] Wowbagger ago 

Let's assume it's this stuff. Everyone should play more D&D.

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[–] NamelessCrewmember 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

About a week. Assfixiation.

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[–] ramultyleveachan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

ha HAAAAAAAAAA!

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[–] Proppa 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

It happens to old people. Basically you get a fecal impaction and you literally start vomiting poop. Then you die. Then some poor guy has to clean it up.

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[–] ramultyleveachan 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I work at a fagspital. No, one does not start vomiting poop.

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[–] l23r ago 

Do you know where the closest Lesbotal is?

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[–] Laxor777 ago 

Calm down guys! He's asking for a friend!

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[–] WhiteRonin ago 

This is dark ... Real dark.

I'd imagine some kind of septic (wrong word???) Poisoning would occur. Possible rupture?

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[–] european ago 

Possibly heart attack due to displacement of organs (cramped conditions etc)

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[–] aeschynanthus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Tangent:

There was a report, which wasn't verified, about Iraqi militia gluing the anuses of gay man shut with "Iranian gum" and then force giving laxative and then leaving to die.

Apparently this originates from an Iraqi human rights activist.

Link: http://archive.is/vFEVI (Towleroad)

Original Arabic: http://archive.is/TBYl (No idea what it says)

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[–] 6870191? ago 

an error occurred and posted your. comment twice

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[–] 6870195? ago 

another error occurred and posted my comment about your comment twice

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[–] 6870188? ago 

can farts still get out?

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[–] 6870225? ago 

They would pop from the need to fart

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