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[–] european ago 

Possibly heart attack due to displacement of organs (cramped conditions etc)

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[–] WhiteRonin ago 

This is dark ... Real dark.

I'd imagine some kind of septic (wrong word???) Poisoning would occur. Possible rupture?

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[–] Laxor777 ago 

Calm down guys! He's asking for a friend!

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[–] Proppa 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

It happens to old people. Basically you get a fecal impaction and you literally start vomiting poop. Then you die. Then some poor guy has to clean it up.

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[–] ramultyleveachan 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I work at a fagspital. No, one does not start vomiting poop.

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[–] l23r ago 

Do you know where the closest Lesbotal is?

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[–] NamelessCrewmember 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

About a week. Assfixiation.

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[–] ramultyleveachan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

ha HAAAAAAAAAA!

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[–] skittlesforhair 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hot glue doesn't hold that strong. It would open back up after a bit.

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[–] Wowbagger ago 

Let's assume it's this stuff. Everyone should play more D&D.

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[–] 0fsgivin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You gotta sew it shut. Source 47 second mark.

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[–] IBNSFW 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Depends on how full of shit they are...

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[–] Redcorgh ago 

Politicians would die almost immediately.

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[–] 6869740? ago 

Idk but if they told me what happened I'd think they were full of shit.

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