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[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Cause of death: butthurt

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[–] 6869968? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If it were possible to die of butthurt millions would have died after the election

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[–] chuckletrousers ago 

Seriously, there are puppies occasionally born with no asshole, and if a veterinarian doesn't open them up they die in a couple of days.

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[–] scandalous-goat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I have no idea how long it would take (I do expect about 3-4 weeks where the severe complication will show up), but man does it seem like a terrible death. By all mean, never try that on any body, 'k?

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[–] ramultyleveachan ago 

except for my little sister.... she's getting her ass glued shut tonight so the world can know the results of this scientific endeavor.

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[–] blackguard19 ago  (edited ago)

Third degree burns to the rectum.

But seriously I'm not sure but I imagine the cause of death might be sepsis.

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[–] MLKKK 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

You need to see a doctor.

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[–] Reddit_traitor 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Member when you got burned alive in front of r2d2?