[–] chuckletrousers ago
Seriously, there are puppies occasionally born with no asshole, and if a veterinarian doesn't open them up they die in a couple of days.
[–] scandalous-goat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I have no idea how long it would take (I do expect about 3-4 weeks where the severe complication will show up), but man does it seem like a terrible death. By all mean, never try that on any body, 'k?
[–] ramultyleveachan ago
except for my little sister.... she's getting her ass glued shut tonight so the world can know the results of this scientific endeavor.
[–] blackguard19 ago (edited ago)
Third degree burns to the rectum.
But seriously I'm not sure but I imagine the cause of death might be sepsis.
[–] Reddit_traitor 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Member when you got burned alive in front of r2d2?
[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Cause of death: butthurt
[–] 6869968? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
If it were possible to die of butthurt millions would have died after the election