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[–] 6870234? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

my dog died from this :( a tumor on her butt hole stopped her from pooping, after a week with no poop I had to put her down :'( I'm sad now, guess I'll drink until I feel better

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[–] skittlesforhair 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hot glue doesn't hold that strong. It would open back up after a bit.

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[–] Wowbagger ago 

Let's assume it's this stuff. Everyone should play more D&D.

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[–] 0fsgivin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You gotta sew it shut. Source 47 second mark.

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[–] Proppa 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

It happens to old people. Basically you get a fecal impaction and you literally start vomiting poop. Then you die. Then some poor guy has to clean it up.

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[–] ramultyleveachan 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I work at a fagspital. No, one does not start vomiting poop.

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[–] l23r ago 

Do you know where the closest Lesbotal is?

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[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Cause of death: butthurt

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[–] 6869968? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If it were possible to die of butthurt millions would have died after the election

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[–] MLKKK 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

You need to see a doctor.

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[–] Reddit_traitor 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Member when you got burned alive in front of r2d2?

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[–] NamelessCrewmember 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

About a week. Assfixiation.

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[–] ramultyleveachan 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

ha HAAAAAAAAAA!