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[–] fphthrowie ago 

Island communities like Tonga are fat because they eat imported crap rejected by New Zealand. Not because they crack coconuts.

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[–] sidewaythighgap ago 

She eats like Freelee the Banana girl!

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[–] droopy2525 ago 

Freelee is thin though

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[–] Fat_kills 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Worked with a fat that ate ten bananas a day in addition to its normal food to be "healthy" this same fat also told me about having custom plumbing in its home to flush it's massive shits.

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[–] Pattoe 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I eat 3-4 bananas per day, but never need more than a single flush.

Then again, I don't tend to exceed 2,000 calories per day.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My dad is like this. He can't make the connection that fruit is sugar because "But it's healthy?" These people know nothing about food. They are a lost cause.

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[–] conchpearls1 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My dad is like this too. He thinks fruit has as little calories as leafy vegetables like lettuce and scoffs whenever I watch my fruit intake due to counting their calories into my diet.

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[–] GainsGoblinGoebbels 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

May as well eat Skittles instead at that point.

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[–] Booplesnoot 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Shaved her pubic hair to be like a palm tree" whAT?

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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The beast got the tree species mixed up. This is what it meant.

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[–] SupremeStomachRolls ago 

Perhaps fat plant would be most appropriate

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[–] That_wont_do_pig 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How can you even eat that much fucking pineapple without your tongue burning?

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[–] SupremeStomachRolls ago 

True. Pineapple digests you.

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[–] Angxrs 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

3 Bananas with skin

With skin?!

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It doesn't run away, it gets eaten.

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