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[–] Angxrs 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

3 Bananas with skin

With skin?!

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It doesn't run away, it gets eaten.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

That reminds me of a co-porker who went on a "vegan" diet.

He told me how proud he was of himself for eating healthy, then proceeded to mow down 4 avocados with an entire tub of sour cream.

I was just too flabbergasted, and felt a little bit too much nausea coming on, to tell him that he basically ate his TDEE in that one meal. And I use the word meal loosely.

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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Can't even do vegan right, sour cream is not vegan, stupid fat.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yep. Hence the quotes around vegan.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My dad is like this. He can't make the connection that fruit is sugar because "But it's healthy?" These people know nothing about food. They are a lost cause.

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[–] conchpearls1 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My dad is like this too. He thinks fruit has as little calories as leafy vegetables like lettuce and scoffs whenever I watch my fruit intake due to counting their calories into my diet.

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[–] GainsGoblinGoebbels 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

May as well eat Skittles instead at that point.

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[–] Booplesnoot 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Shaved her pubic hair to be like a palm tree" whAT?

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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The beast got the tree species mixed up. This is what it meant.

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[–] SupremeStomachRolls ago 

Perhaps fat plant would be most appropriate

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[–] That_wont_do_pig 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How can you even eat that much fucking pineapple without your tongue burning?

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[–] SupremeStomachRolls ago 

True. Pineapple digests you.

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[–] sidewaythighgap ago 

She eats like Freelee the Banana girl!

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[–] droopy2525 ago 

Freelee is thin though

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[–] fphthrowie ago 

Island communities like Tonga are fat because they eat imported crap rejected by New Zealand. Not because they crack coconuts.

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