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[–] One_yoctometer ago 

Who plans these things? Surely it should all be spur-of-the-moment?

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[–] para_monk ago 

Are you actually attracted to butts, or is it more of a big poop joke for you?

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[–] baneofretail ago 

Boobies, yes, butt, unfortunately no.

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[–] DiscontentedMajority ago 

Yup,

I was going to tongue punch your mom's fart box, and read a book.

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[–] ChillyHellion ago  (edited ago)

It's only Thursday. Are you getting earlier or is the week getting longer?

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[–] Smellephant ago 

Yeah, but she doesn't like when I call her that...

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[–] Karbuster 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Same answer as last time, I'll put a different appendage there but I don't kiss the asterisk

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[–] fagnig 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

repost

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