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[–] ShowMeYourKitties 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The second protects the first, and all the others.

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[–] puggy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

plus makes Europeans and Australians jealous

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[–] 6847676? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

nailed it

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[–] 6848156? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

To quote a Russian immigrant "When you have a gun, you can say what ever you want."

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[–] SpaceCpt 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago  (edited ago)

1, 2 and 3 the "Safeguards of Liberty" are by far my favorite, but I also like that in the 13th amendment it specifically states that we can still use slavery as a punishment for crime. Why do I like that part of the 13th amendment? Because when people bitch about prisoners being "slaves" I tell them we should just get rid of the 13th amendment because it's what gives us the right to do that. Then they agree because they never actually looked at the constitution before, then the lights fade and I turn my back on them while rubbing my hands together maniacally.

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[–] MCVoat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You evil genius.

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[–] CapinBoredface 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I like the one that killed slavery. Cause as much as I dislike bullshit civil movements, that one wasnt bullshit. Slavery was a blight and Im glad its gone.

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[–] pitenius ago 

You mean number 13. Next one's a bitch.

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[–] Wahaha ago 

It's just gone underground, don't think for a second it's gone.

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[–] CapinBoredface ago 

Well duh. Just cause something isnt legal doesn't mean no one does it.

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[–] newoldwave ago 

There wasn't an amendment to end slavery. It was Lincoln's proclamation that did it.