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[–] MichelleObamasPenis 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Ejaculate in Barack's anus.

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[–] 6845821? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

upvoat, now I can only do it 9 more times

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[–] shiorixsensei 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wonder what the me's in alternate universes are doing and if they're thinking about me too.

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[–] iusedtobeonreddit ago 

tea. also slip a thumb up the ol' butt

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[–] crop_circle_jerk ago 

whisper "what the fuck" under my breath

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[–] SelfReferenceParadox ago 

Blink.

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[–] Adminstrater ago 

Pay my rent on time.

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[–] 6846801? ago 

Work for an hour

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