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-- What do you mean @Atko has gone rogue, lieutenant?!
-- It's like I've said general: he's changed the server's IP and we can't get Cloudfare to subpoena it. Our proxy is still working but the SSH keys have been invalidated. Our engineers tried to crack it but the index page has been replaced by a picture of a goat wearing sunglasses... We're still evaluating if he had internal help or not.
-- Well, lieutenant. We should have known! When he insisted the servers be based on Europe because it would be faster to work on them, when he said we had to make the code open-source like reddit or it would "look suspicious"... That swedish twat! He played us for fools! Have you cut their funding?
-- Yes sir, of course. They probably still have some of what's left but not much, general. They are now trying to sustain themselves by way of external advertisement...
-- Hah! Advertisement! On that little hate-speech and propaganda platform! That's rich - if we're not the ones putting ads there I don't think anyone ever... What, lieutenant?
-- Sir... err... I'm sorry to inform you that their advertisement campaign has been quite successful so far...
-- What?! What about our failsafe agent, lieutenant?! The one with the golf codename! Is he ready to bring this all down?!
-- Putt sir, yes. The last message we received from him was days ago. He sounded very erratic and we couldn't make much of it except some rantings about freedom, kittens, cursing about Visual studio and swedish girls being aweso...
-- Enough, lieutenant! I've heard enough! Double - no... triple the DDoS attacks! Tell Cloudfare we're going after their families unless we get an IP address for Voat at once and for fuck's sake - get those damn dirty hippies off my Internet!
[–] omegletrollz 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
-- What do you mean @Atko has gone rogue, lieutenant?!
-- It's like I've said general: he's changed the server's IP and we can't get Cloudfare to subpoena it. Our proxy is still working but the SSH keys have been invalidated. Our engineers tried to crack it but the index page has been replaced by a picture of a goat wearing sunglasses... We're still evaluating if he had internal help or not.
-- Well, lieutenant. We should have known! When he insisted the servers be based on Europe because it would be faster to work on them, when he said we had to make the code open-source like reddit or it would "look suspicious"... That swedish twat! He played us for fools! Have you cut their funding?
-- Yes sir, of course. They probably still have some of what's left but not much, general. They are now trying to sustain themselves by way of external advertisement...
-- Hah! Advertisement! On that little hate-speech and propaganda platform! That's rich - if we're not the ones putting ads there I don't think anyone ever... What, lieutenant?
-- Sir... err... I'm sorry to inform you that their advertisement campaign has been quite successful so far...
-- What?! What about our failsafe agent, lieutenant?! The one with the golf codename! Is he ready to bring this all down?!
-- Putt sir, yes. The last message we received from him was days ago. He sounded very erratic and we couldn't make much of it except some rantings about freedom, kittens, cursing about Visual studio and swedish girls being aweso...
-- Enough, lieutenant! I've heard enough! Double - no... triple the DDoS attacks! Tell Cloudfare we're going after their families unless we get an IP address for Voat at once and for fuck's sake - get those damn dirty hippies off my Internet!