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[–] Vonjaderyn 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Full foot long sub: extra cheese, extra mayo, extra oil, extra meat and no veggies. Perfect "meal" for those eatbeasts. I shudder to think of the calorie count of their "healthy" snack.

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[–] proteinfordays 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Key word being "snack". They'll get a footlong combo with cookies and diet coke tee hee so that they don't go into starvashun mode between (second) breakfast and lunch.

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[–] Fayutt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The look of relief in the staff's eyes when they find out they don't have to assemble another meatball sub is totally worth the visit.

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[–] Runway22L ago 

More like the back-fupa line. But...Jared got skinny at subway??

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[–] fattiesgonnaeat 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

And every last one of those fatasses think they're eating healthy, even when they get extra cheese, extra mayo, plus their bags of chips and extra large diet cokes lol.

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[–] 6795600? ago 

Don't forget that cookie too. Or is that no longer part of the combo?

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[–] wmeth 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Not only are they disgustingly fat, but disgustingly dressed. I don't put on an Armani suit just to go gas up the car, but holy fuck, I at least make myself look "put together". Fucking slobs.

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[–] shitlord4life 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

"Sweat pants are the only thing that fit me right now"

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[–] Fat_chance 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Best comment I read in a while! Here's an upvote!

Edit: Is one of them wearing a jacket and slippers? WTF?

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[–] Phillyshitlord 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

That view is one way to control your portions.

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[–] skinimini ago 

The last time I went to subway, I was the only human out of about 10 hams total, including the workers. It was nauseating