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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ahahaha, they don't even realize that they're walking waddling punchlines. We don't even have to shame them, they do that all on their own by trying to exist as if they were still human.

I feel like we should have some sort of mandatory sterilization process for hams. Sure, they're loaded with so much fat they can't even find their genitals, but turkey basters and IVF exist. For the latter, I know alot of docs won't do IVF on farm animals (they won't do it for "people" over a certain BMI) but for every ham that gets married, they should have to get a mandatory IUD or something. If they stay or have been fat for most of their lives, then they can get permanent sterilization. For every ex-ham turned shitlord, there's four more being birthed by beluga whales that have no intention on losing weight and will pass their garbage eating habits on to their ham-spawn.

Seriously, I've seen fifth graders that outweigh me. I'm on the lower end of BMI (18.5) but still, at ten years old you probably shouldn't weigh 118-120, of course if you're tall that's another story. I see just as many fat kids as I do fat parents and it's sickening honestly.

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[–] LordOdaShit 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Part of me wonders if it was on purpose. Like my husband is from Japan, actually a small town in Japan, and we went to his brother's wedding, and their wedding march was "Beauty and the Beast"....and I, being the only one in the room who understood English, made an epic "WTeverlovingF" face, hubby noticed and whispered "he might have picked it on purpose" brother had some scars on his face from an accident years back that he was pretty self-concious about. But then again, later during the reception they played a break-up song that was in Japanese, so I think they really just had no concept of choices in wedding music.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't know if I'm supposed to be laughing at this or crying at the fact that piggy weddings like this will be so common, it's a daily thing.