[–] didntsayeeeee ago
Ugh. Just build a cell around her then.
Don't include a door.
[–] ICameForHate ago (edited ago)
Such a large civil construction project would be a good job creator. She might be useful for once in her life.
[–] Gabbiadini 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The red light is the only thing she has ever 'ran' in her life.
[–] irequirefood 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
She must have been late to her feeding. . .
[–] Demonic_Mime 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I completely agree with her lawyer. Inmates should not have to suffer this cruel and unusual punishment. Fat people concentration camps are needed.
[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"the 49-year-old..." "a stroke 7 years ago" (49-7 = stroke at 42)
HAES, yo.
"But the 49-year-old's barrister Ian Bridge pleaded with the judge not to jail the “morbidly obese” Jenns, of Richborough Way, because she couldn’t cope with life behind bars."
Just tell her that the bars are chocolate. She won't want to leave even if you leave her cell unlocked.
[–] MalleusHamificarum 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
That's fine. I'll accept the death penalty as a compromise. It's not like she values her life or health much anyway.