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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"the 49-year-old..." "a stroke 7 years ago" (49-7 = stroke at 42)

HAES, yo.

"But the 49-year-old's barrister Ian Bridge pleaded with the judge not to jail the “morbidly obese” Jenns, of Richborough Way, because she couldn’t cope with life behind bars."

Just tell her that the bars are chocolate. She won't want to leave even if you leave her cell unlocked.

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[–] Demonic_Mime 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I completely agree with her lawyer. Inmates should not have to suffer this cruel and unusual punishment. Fat people concentration camps are needed.

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[–] irequirefood 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She must have been late to her feeding. . .

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[–] theunrighteous ago 

Chippy was about to shut!

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[–] Dashippy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The answer seems to be sending her to jail. Three square meals a day and exercise will make her thin enough for jail.

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[–] Lilina ago 

Is she too fat to fit through the cell door? If yes, then we build a cell around her!

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[–] Gabbiadini 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The red light is the only thing she has ever 'ran' in her life.

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[–] didntsayeeeee ago 

Ugh. Just build a cell around her then.

Don't include a door.

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[–] ICameForHate ago  (edited ago)

Such a large civil construction project would be a good job creator. She might be useful for once in her life.

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[–] MalleusHamificarum 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

lawyer claims she is "too fat to go to jail"

That's fine. I'll accept the death penalty as a compromise. It's not like she values her life or health much anyway.