[–] didntsayeeeee ago
Ugh. Just build a cell around her then.
Don't include a door.
[–] ICameForHate ago (edited ago)
Such a large civil construction project would be a good job creator. She might be useful for once in her life.
[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"the 49-year-old..." "a stroke 7 years ago" (49-7 = stroke at 42)
HAES, yo.
"But the 49-year-old's barrister Ian Bridge pleaded with the judge not to jail the “morbidly obese” Jenns, of Richborough Way, because she couldn’t cope with life behind bars."
Just tell her that the bars are chocolate. She won't want to leave even if you leave her cell unlocked.
[–] Demonic_Mime 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I completely agree with her lawyer. Inmates should not have to suffer this cruel and unusual punishment. Fat people concentration camps are needed.
[–] irequirefood 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
She must have been late to her feeding. . .
[–] Gabbiadini 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The red light is the only thing she has ever 'ran' in her life.
[–] MalleusHamificarum 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
lawyer claims she is "too fat to go to jail"
That's fine. I'll accept the death penalty as a compromise. It's not like she values her life or health much anyway.
[–] Lilina ago
Is she too fat to fit through the cell door? If yes, then we build a cell around her!