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[–] Yiddie_Kikelberg 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
An apple doesn't fall far from the treeA hamplanet doesn't waddle far from the buffet.
In all likelihood its parents are also fat.
[–] ItsYourFaultYoureFat 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
Lol I'd downplay our relationship like a fuckboy.
"Hey isn't that your daughter?" "Nah.. I mean.. we talk but it's not serious like that. We cool I guess" 😂😂
In all seriousness I didn't give a serious answer because I'd never allow that to happen. I would say she's an embarrassment to her hamily but we all knew she's probably "the skinny bitch"
[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
In the land of the cows the 500 lb heifer is king.
[–] Convair990 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Which one is the cow?
[–] Neon_Scrotum 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Unusual to see a pig leading a cow.