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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

HAES DAMNIT! YOU CAN'T TELL BY LOOKING THAT MUH MORBIDLY OBESE BODY IS NOT AN ELITE HYPER MARATHONER, SHITLORD

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yeah, actually you can. They're the ones always sitting in the doctors offices in the bench-chairs.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Maybe someone who was trying to get rid of him told him there were free donuts there, OP ruined the plan.

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[–] Runway22L ago 

Damn sensitive people! It's not like we don't already have a plan for getting rid of the fatties!

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[–] damnbiker ago 

Its GPS told him there was a McDonalds nearby.