[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Maybe someone who was trying to get rid of him told him there were free donuts there, OP ruined the plan.
[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
HAES DAMNIT! YOU CAN'T TELL BY LOOKING THAT MUH MORBIDLY OBESE BODY IS NOT AN ELITE HYPER MARATHONER, SHITLORD
[–] damnbiker ago
Its GPS told him there was a McDonalds nearby.