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[–] pipispapas 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

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[–] MarshmallowCreme 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You win the internet for today...

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[–] VoatG0AT 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

you glorious bastard, I just spit water out of my nose.

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[–] CthulhuDelay [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Touche.

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[–] New_Targaryen_Empire 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

impressive comment

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[–] oddjob 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Except the teddy bear doesnt sweat because it over 60 degrees.

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

If I wanted toy that's what I'd get, a toy. If I want a man I'll get myself a man.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

*Fat man laying nest to a thin girl not pictured because reasons unrelated to fat.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Giant teddy bears don't have smelly moobs and yeast in their fat folds.

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[–] shitlord4life ago 

Yeah the open mouth breathing, constant sweating, the stink, the jiggling, the complaining, the snoring...no fucking thanks.

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash ago 

The teddy bear doesn't leave the bed unless someone moves it.

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[–] fsck ago 

They would want to cuddle like that after a wild hour long sex. An impossibility for a fatty.

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