[–] armday2day 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Why is the stereotyped sexist line "make me a sandwich"?
If I had someone who knew how to cook, how to really cook, I wouldn't be like, "Bitch, make me a sandwich!" I'd be like, "Yo, make me a fucking steak and grill me some asparagus."
I guess that doesn't really roll of the tongue, but whatevs
[–] Convair990 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
No bitch, you already had enough sandwiches.
[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Oh you mean ranch dressing with lettuce.
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fine, then go change the oil on my car while I make your sandwich.
"No way, that's a man's job!"
[–] theepilepticferret ago (edited ago)
Only a fat, lazy pork orc can't change the oil on her own car... that's pretty basic shit
[–] drakesdoom 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
No one asks an obeast to make them a sandwich. As soon as they enter the kitchen they would get distracted and eat everything.
[–] BadIdeaFactory 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
You're a sandwich.
(Since there's not enough hate in this post, I'd like to add that the piece of shit diabetes-kin lard goblin can die in a fire. Not enough Class K extinguishers in the world to put it out once started though.)