[–] drakesdoom 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
No one asks an obeast to make them a sandwich. As soon as they enter the kitchen they would get distracted and eat everything.
[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That sandwich doesn't even look good...
[–] BadIdeaFactory 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
(Since there's not enough hate in this post, I'd like to add that the piece of shit diabetes-kin lard goblin can die in a fire. Not enough Class K extinguishers in the world to put it out once started though.)
[–] Convair990 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
No bitch, you already had enough sandwiches.
[–] armday2day 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Why is the stereotyped sexist line "make me a sandwich"?
If I had someone who knew how to cook, how to really cook, I wouldn't be like, "Bitch, make me a sandwich!" I'd be like, "Yo, make me a fucking steak and grill me some asparagus."
I guess that doesn't really roll of the tongue, but whatevs
[–] wmeth 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
How about a salad...
[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Oh you mean ranch dressing with lettuce.
[–] eueueu [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Hey, fats can make salads without ranch:
https://youtu.be/ogBhgYm2K50?t=52s
[–] Runway22L 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
If I was 18 and saw that, I'd seriously consider straight to gay sexual reorientation classes.