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[–] wmeth 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

How about a salad...

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[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh you mean ranch dressing with lettuce.

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[–] eueueu [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hey, fats can make salads without ranch:

https://youtu.be/ogBhgYm2K50?t=52s

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If I was 18 and saw that, I'd seriously consider straight to gay sexual reorientation classes.

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[–] drakesdoom 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

No one asks an obeast to make them a sandwich. As soon as they enter the kitchen they would get distracted and eat everything.

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[–] eueueu [S] ago 

And if they actually manage to make one it's hard to tell it apart by size from the satire in this image, look at Simply Sara's "Cuban Sandwich" for reference

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[–] Dewdropdragon ago 

That and hams don't cook, they just eat mcdonalds and other shit

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[–] HerrKaleu 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Are you sure that sandwich is big enough for her?

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[–] Lostmyabilitytoeven 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You've had enough sandwiches.

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That sandwich doesn't even look good...

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[–] BadIdeaFactory 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

You're a sandwich.

(Since there's not enough hate in this post, I'd like to add that the piece of shit diabetes-kin lard goblin can die in a fire. Not enough Class K extinguishers in the world to put it out once started though.)

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[–] Convair990 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No bitch, you already had enough sandwiches.

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[–] armday2day 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Why is the stereotyped sexist line "make me a sandwich"?

If I had someone who knew how to cook, how to really cook, I wouldn't be like, "Bitch, make me a sandwich!" I'd be like, "Yo, make me a fucking steak and grill me some asparagus."

I guess that doesn't really roll of the tongue, but whatevs

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