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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fine, then go change the oil on my car while I make your sandwich.

"No way, that's a man's job!"

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[–] theepilepticferret ago  (edited ago)

Only a fat, lazy pork orc can't change the oil on her own car... that's pretty basic shit

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[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My Ex's mother made me a sandwich once and it had like literally a 1 cm thick layer of butter on it, she was morbidly obese (obviously).

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[–] Analingus ago 

Classic. Bloated ham with fucked up hair (bangs, natch), edgy glasses, & tattoos. How does it feel to be a cliché?

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[–] armday2day 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Why is the stereotyped sexist line "make me a sandwich"?

If I had someone who knew how to cook, how to really cook, I wouldn't be like, "Bitch, make me a sandwich!" I'd be like, "Yo, make me a fucking steak and grill me some asparagus."

I guess that doesn't really roll of the tongue, but whatevs

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[–] Convair990 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No bitch, you already had enough sandwiches.

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[–] BadIdeaFactory 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

You're a sandwich.

(Since there's not enough hate in this post, I'd like to add that the piece of shit diabetes-kin lard goblin can die in a fire. Not enough Class K extinguishers in the world to put it out once started though.)

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That sandwich doesn't even look good...

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[–] Lostmyabilitytoeven 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You've had enough sandwiches.

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