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[–] Analingus ago 

Classic. Bloated ham with fucked up hair (bangs, natch), edgy glasses, & tattoos. How does it feel to be a cliché?

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[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My Ex's mother made me a sandwich once and it had like literally a 1 cm thick layer of butter on it, she was morbidly obese (obviously).

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That sandwich doesn't even look good...

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fine, then go change the oil on my car while I make your sandwich.

"No way, that's a man's job!"

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[–] theepilepticferret ago  (edited ago)

Only a fat, lazy pork orc can't change the oil on her own car... that's pretty basic shit

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[–] drakesdoom 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

No one asks an obeast to make them a sandwich. As soon as they enter the kitchen they would get distracted and eat everything.

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[–] eueueu [S] ago 

And if they actually manage to make one it's hard to tell it apart by size from the satire in this image, look at Simply Sara's "Cuban Sandwich" for reference

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[–] Dewdropdragon ago 

That and hams don't cook, they just eat mcdonalds and other shit

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[–] armday2day 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Why is the stereotyped sexist line "make me a sandwich"?

If I had someone who knew how to cook, how to really cook, I wouldn't be like, "Bitch, make me a sandwich!" I'd be like, "Yo, make me a fucking steak and grill me some asparagus."

I guess that doesn't really roll of the tongue, but whatevs

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[–] Convair990 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No bitch, you already had enough sandwiches.

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[–] Lostmyabilitytoeven 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You've had enough sandwiches.

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