[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My Ex's mother made me a sandwich once and it had like literally a 1 cm thick layer of butter on it, she was morbidly obese (obviously).
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fine, then go change the oil on my car while I make your sandwich.
"No way, that's a man's job!"
[–] theepilepticferret ago (edited ago)
Only a fat, lazy pork orc can't change the oil on her own car... that's pretty basic shit
[–] Analingus ago
Classic. Bloated ham with fucked up hair (bangs, natch), edgy glasses, & tattoos. How does it feel to be a cliché?