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[–] Analingus ago 

Classic. Bloated ham with fucked up hair (bangs, natch), edgy glasses, & tattoos. How does it feel to be a cliché?

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[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My Ex's mother made me a sandwich once and it had like literally a 1 cm thick layer of butter on it, she was morbidly obese (obviously).

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fine, then go change the oil on my car while I make your sandwich.

"No way, that's a man's job!"

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[–] theepilepticferret ago  (edited ago)

Only a fat, lazy pork orc can't change the oil on her own car... that's pretty basic shit