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[–] HerrKaleu 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Are you sure that sandwich is big enough for her?

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[–] drakesdoom 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

No one asks an obeast to make them a sandwich. As soon as they enter the kitchen they would get distracted and eat everything.

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[–] eueueu [S] ago 

And if they actually manage to make one it's hard to tell it apart by size from the satire in this image, look at Simply Sara's "Cuban Sandwich" for reference

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[–] Dewdropdragon ago 

That and hams don't cook, they just eat mcdonalds and other shit

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[–] wmeth 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

How about a salad...

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If I was 18 and saw that, I'd seriously consider straight to gay sexual reorientation classes.

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[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh you mean ranch dressing with lettuce.

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[–] eueueu [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hey, fats can make salads without ranch:

https://youtu.be/ogBhgYm2K50?t=52s