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[–] TheDominionOfBen 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Return of the Jedi.

Ewoks -> Wookiees

Forest Moon of Endor -> Kashyyyk

2' teddy bears kicking imperial soldiers' asses -> 7' bears kicking imperial soldiers' asses

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[–] TheDominionOfBen 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Don't be silly. He's the only one who shot at all :P

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[–] obscurantist ago 

7' bears

You don't need a movie for that. Just go to San Francisco.

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[–] LAO_WHY_BAN 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

In Jurassic world when things started going bad they left everyone sitting in the middle of the road, there were hotels all over the place. I would have just gone into my hotel room and wait for it all to blow over. Then no need to get trampled in crowd, just drink from the minibar until it all settles down.

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[–] Shagoosty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'd change about half the extras. So many fist pumps to the air. Who does that at an animal exhibit?

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[–] Shagoosty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Remove the Star Wars prequels.

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[–] RamboCommando 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I would add puppets to this movie... Labyrinth style.

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[–] obscurantist 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

MONKEY!

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[–] Dissident_Aggressor 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Event Horizon. I'd make the end good.

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[–] NoBueno ago 

How does that one end again? Does the spaceship blow up? Would you make the ship launch for earth or something?

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[–] Dissident_Aggressor ago 

Some of the characters live. There's also a stupid fight scene. I would make the last part of the movie a continuous descent into hell.

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[–] Nadrik 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'd change the ending of the Matrix to make it seem like it was all just a dream. Just to piss people off.

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[–] RamboCommando 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They're all Neo... he's the only human plugged into the Matrix.

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[–] Nadrik 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Turns out he's in a coma, and the "Matrix" is his life support system. When he finally escapes, he dies.

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[–] Googlygoink 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

In jurrasic world the big enclosure has 2 gates so that you can go through to the little buffer area, close the first gate, then leave through the second.

This would conveniently solve the problem of the mega dino escaping.

They even did this for the velociraptor enclosure.

It's a plot hole you could park a bus in.

But it would make the movie pretty boring...

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[–] Shagoosty ago 

They were building a new wall because they had to make it bigger, which is why the buffer wasn't there.

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[–] xXx_yolo-swagbl4ze_x ago 

In Jurassic World there are no feathered dinosaurs.

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[–] usethemath 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Remove the love story from Tombstone, movie was great until the final scene with Wyatt Earp and Josephine dancing in the snow.

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