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[–] Shagoosty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Remove the Star Wars prequels.

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[–] LAO_WHY_BAN 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

In Jurassic world when things started going bad they left everyone sitting in the middle of the road, there were hotels all over the place. I would have just gone into my hotel room and wait for it all to blow over. Then no need to get trampled in crowd, just drink from the minibar until it all settles down.

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[–] Shagoosty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'd change about half the extras. So many fist pumps to the air. Who does that at an animal exhibit?

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[–] TheDominionOfBen 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Return of the Jedi.

Ewoks -> Wookiees

Forest Moon of Endor -> Kashyyyk

2' teddy bears kicking imperial soldiers' asses -> 7' bears kicking imperial soldiers' asses

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[–] obscurantist ago 

7' bears

You don't need a movie for that. Just go to San Francisco.

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[–] TheDominionOfBen 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Don't be silly. He's the only one who shot at all :P