[–] ScheissherrBayern 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
I did like the the parent/child bonding moment at the end: "Oh my gosh" "They're gonna pay for that when they're in the hospital with heart disease" :)
[–] Jewy_McJewFace 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
OP should have built that porch with posts every 18" to prevent the fats.
[–] mmmmdonuts ago (edited ago)
Fats are way too selfish for that. They'll take ANYTHING they can get their hands on, even if they have to exert themselves for two seconds.
[–] Magusontwowheels 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Wow, look at her suddenly book forward. Closest bit of exercise all year.
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[–] GuyLeDouche 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Jesus christ, I would hate to live somewhere where anyone could just walk up to my front door (or waddle up, in this case). What a bunch of fucking cunts, though I guess it's par for the course with these beasts. Remember, they only eat 1200 calories a day!
[–] Demonmaus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
God damn it, another one that's just down the street from me. This was about twenty minutes away from where I live. Get your shit together NC.
[–] Runway22L 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Was that Whitley Thore? You know she needs her energy to keep up with all that flopping she calls dancing!
[–] Demonmaus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
No, moving way too fast to be Witless Weigh More.