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[–] Demonmaus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

God damn it, another one that's just down the street from me. This was about twenty minutes away from where I live. Get your shit together NC.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Was that Whitley Thore? You know she needs her energy to keep up with all that flopping she calls dancing!

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[–] Demonmaus 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No, moving way too fast to be Witless Weigh More.

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[–] ScheissherrBayern 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I did like the the parent/child bonding moment at the end: "Oh my gosh" "They're gonna pay for that when they're in the hospital with heart disease" :)

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[–] SeethingHatred ago 

Karmic payback via heat disease and beetus!!!

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[–] Jewy_McJewFace 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

OP should have built that porch with posts every 18" to prevent the fats.

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[–] dogheads 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's a shame there isn't some poison that has no ill effects at a small dose but is lethal in large doses. Poison all your candies, and only the fatties that take too many will end up dying.

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[–] llwish 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

There is... it's called sugar and it's gonna catch up with them soon.

You'd think they would have skipped the exercise and just went and bought the stuff.

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[–] mmmmdonuts ago  (edited ago)

Fats are way too selfish for that. They'll take ANYTHING they can get their hands on, even if they have to exert themselves for two seconds.

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[–] Magusontwowheels 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Wow, look at her suddenly book forward. Closest bit of exercise all year.

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[–] MoltenFat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Damn, that's how farmers must feel when they see a pack of wild boars hogging out on their crops!

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[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I like the one saying its costume was "My 600lb Life."

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[–] GuyLeDouche 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Jesus christ, I would hate to live somewhere where anyone could just walk up to my front door (or waddle up, in this case). What a bunch of fucking cunts, though I guess it's par for the course with these beasts. Remember, they only eat 1200 calories a day!

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