[–] physicscat 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Why are fucking adults trick o treating? God society is fucked cause of these people.
[–] Merediana 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Why? This is an event for kids. It's about having fun and being allowed to eat the unhealthy stuff that your parents won't allow you usually (at least if they are good parents). These pigs could just wait till the next day, buy huge discounted bags of sweets and stuff their faces with it till the beetus takes them. But NO they have to ruin these poor kids special evening.
[–] WonderfulTriggers 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Just trying to beat Starvashun Mode.
[–] hiddencounter 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'd love to see someone just hide and leave the bowl of candy out.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That same hog will be complaining to her doctor in a week: "I dun no why I got da beetus, I nevuh eat sugah! I hardly eat 1000 calories a day! It must be starvashun mode.."
Stupid fat classless pigs (my apologies to the animals) think everyones as dumb as they are.
[–] HitlerDinduNufin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If I lived in the USA, I would set something like this up, but with a weight scale near the candy bowl that set off an air horn, strobe light and some kind of pop up zombie or something if a beetus golem tried to get near the bowl. (or just a video stream with remote activation).
Watching fats try to escape danger is just about the most amusing thing on earth to me.