[–] HitlerDinduNufin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If I lived in the USA, I would set something like this up, but with a weight scale near the candy bowl that set off an air horn, strobe light and some kind of pop up zombie or something if a beetus golem tried to get near the bowl. (or just a video stream with remote activation).
Watching fats try to escape danger is just about the most amusing thing on earth to me.
[–] hiddencounter 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'd love to see someone just hide and leave the bowl of candy out.
[–] Jewy_McJewFace 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
OP should have built that porch with posts every 18" to prevent the fats.
[–] WonderfulTriggers 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Just trying to beat Starvashun Mode.
[–] GuyLeDouche 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Jesus christ, I would hate to live somewhere where anyone could just walk up to my front door (or waddle up, in this case). What a bunch of fucking cunts, though I guess it's par for the course with these beasts. Remember, they only eat 1200 calories a day!
[–] Rawscent 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fats fatting. We know they pig like this, that's why everyone hates them. Just need to save this when they reeee about discrimination.