[–] Mustlovedogs 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Gaaaaawd so sorry for you...and damnit my boys are over 18 and under 22 and one of them is 6'6" you bet your ass my 5'9" shield would be all over covering them both up!!! Worthless fucking fatz...selfish to the end...
[–] Flavorboxs ago (edited ago)
Reminds me of the incompetence that is the obeast co-worker of mine, she constantly messes up my shit that I already had all neat and organized (backroom retail) and I swear to god there is zero common sense shared among her and the other mini moons orbiting this area, they ALWAYS clutter up empty racks with loose hangers and clothes and leave fixtures in my area which are supposed to be put away and NEVER fix or take it apart themselves only to dump it in the backroom for me or someone else to take care of it.
[–] DevilsMonkey ago
I feel sorry for you. I got a new job and it's almost all fit people. It's amazing. It doesn't pay as much as I would like but to not have to work with fat people I think I'll stay there a while.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
On the bright side, the degree to which you will naturally exceed all of them in performance will give you a glowing review going forward.
[–] miqotes 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Ugh...the last job I had was retail and a lot of my cow workers were fat fucks. There was one specifically who caused me to quit. She would sneak into the break room and sleep and then she would wake up when it was time for her to get off. My bosses would always fucking yell at me to finish the work she left because we "should have had it done by now." SO I quit and now I make more than my fucking bosses from that previous job. I'd love to flip them all the fuck off.
[–] wmeth 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
LOL, nice story. I want to chime in; I was at the gym earlier, and these two moons were in there, did a few crunches and a few planks for like 10 seconds. Sweaty and out of breath, they left after a few minutes. I was finishing up and had been there for an hour doing chest and upper back. Weak fats. They were all weak fats, man. haha
[–] ItsYourFaultYoureFat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I hate gym fats the most. They stink, they don't clean up after themselves, they take up space, the "husky" guys try to show off by how much they lift when they need a treadmill and 3,000 less calories a day, at least once a week a fat takes a shit at the gym and stinks up the entire area near the bathrooms, and probably the most annoying, just because they simply go to the gym they think they're athletic.
[–] ItsYourFaultYoureFat 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Lmao this is sad but get used to it, especially if you have a job that allows you to sit.
My last job was an office job and myself and about 10-15 other people (high turnover rate) were the only humans. This was out of an office of 300-400 people. I was cordial with everyone but only friendly with the humans. I never talk to fats unless they speak to me first and if it's not work related I end the convo as quickly as possible. I only eat lunch with the humans, none of them are shitlords so they always bring a mouth-breather and welp, lunch ruined.
We went to a townhall (pig roast) to get everyone together and when I walked in and saw the seating I immediately got #triggered. It was row seating with no arms so the seats were touching. The chairs were normal sized and there was no fucking way I letting a calorie crook spill over on me.
So I got all the humans to sit together towards to end of the row and allowed a small fat to sit at other end of the group (not next to me) since she was friends with one of the humans and I didn't want it to be obvious. On my way to the bathroom I glanced at the audience and they looked uncomfortable and stuffed. Most of them were taking up 1.5 seats (the average fat today), a good chunk of 2-3 seaters, but this mammoth was taking up FOUR FUCKING CHAIRS. How can you not be ashamed???
I look forward to your posts, especially if you guys have to walk up stairs on the regular. Is this a stair only building or was it just because it was orientation? Also, make workfriends with the few humans ASAP.
Hahaha it sounds comical. I thought the same thing, until I saw it. It just looked deformed it was fucking disgusting.
Why are hams able to get employment? They definitely don't deserve welfare or any assistance but not employment either. They're not smart enough or fast enough to steal. Just cut off all finances and let them die already.