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[–] LittleBittz 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My sis is a nurse and she says she keeps Vicks on hand to put under her nose to ward off the smell if she has a planetoid patient. If she needs to up the ante she will add a surgical mask and tell patient she has a cold and it's for their protection.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Tell her that allegedly putting peppermint oil onto said mask is an excellent way to cover up even the most disgusting stench. I haven't tried this personally, but have read on here a few times that it works.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

oh.my.GOD I would eat a bullet before I'd put my poor wonderful gyno through a horror show like this, fucking shameless resource rapist.

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[–] Miss32E 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I've never had an IUD but I have had a hormone lady swipe a sample to check for cervical cancer. (Random yearly check up they put me through.) I just put my legs on stirrups and that was it, not even ten seconds and it was done. No elbow deep penetration just a cotton swab.

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[–] drakesdoom 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

An animal brought into a vet would have been put down years ago if it was in that kind of shape.

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[–] theepilepticferret ago 

The amount of Euthasol required to put down a beast that size would be so costly that it would be better just to use a captive bolt gun like they do with livestock

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[–] drakesdoom ago 

Just put a pick axe into its head like the nasty places do.

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[–] theJshow 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is why I should be a male nurse. I'd fucking kill it and save the tax payers.

Bitch you couldn't lose 5kg to save your life? Well fuck you - you die now

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fake. No doctor would mistake "loose" and "lose."

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus ago 

Original OP is not a doctor, she just "works in hospital".

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[–] ShortWarrior ago 

Still.

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[–] SlayFatLesbians 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Fuck cancer. Honestly I wouldn't have a single problem with cancer if it only targets fats. I can dream.