[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Huh? Pretty sure scenarios just like this play out hundreds of times a day in medical facilities all across the country.
Doesn't mean I believe this particular story (generally I assume everything on the internet is fake), but this is a decent description of how any medical procedure involving insertions into a ham hole would go.
[–] LimaBrains 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
Jesus Christ and I thought my IUD insertion was a train wreck because I had to nurse halfway through. Why would someone even need to be sedated for it??
I asked for sedation for mine since I was scared shitless and had never been pregnant before. The gynecologist told me to take 1 or 2 of my Ativan before going in, and to have someone else drive me. It actually went in pretty quickly, it was getting it back out after 2 years that was the problem.
[–] LimaBrains 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well now I'm scared of the removal... what happened?
[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago (edited ago)
I actually tried to have one inserted earlier in the year but my cervix was so small they couldn't get it in and said I'd have to be sedated if they were going to get it placed correctly.
But being elbow deep in a whale makes me think that doctor didnt encounter the problem of a too small cervix...
[–] LimaBrains 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
I didn't even think about women who hadn't dilated getting it, that's a good point!
Maybe her fat was like, smothering her bits?
[–] SeethingHatred 1 point 24 points 25 points (+25|-1) ago
"Nurse, we need the fupa broom again, stat!!!"
[–] CICO_Works 1 point 13 points 14 points (+14|-1) ago
"Bring in another broom! This is a two broom fat!"
[–] SlayFatLesbians 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Fuck cancer. Honestly I wouldn't have a single problem with cancer if it only targets fats. I can dream.
[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I feel so sorry for our medical professionals in this country. You can always see them breathe a sigh of relief when I go to the doctor and they come in the exam room and see that I'm not a fat shit.
This. When I was in labour and asked for an epidural, the anesthetist actually said to me, "you're skinny enough that I can actually see where I have to place the needle!" I guess he was used to fat hogs who use pregnancy as an excuse to eat like they're feeding 3 grown women.
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[–] runkkaamunatulessa 1 point 8 points 9 points (+9|-1) ago
thanks for that positive insight. less fatties = less problems
[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I don't understand why it needed an IUD inserted. Certainly not for contraception (teehee). Apparently an IUD has some sort of therapeutic use that I'm not aware of.?
[–] sizedouttaZero 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
the hormonal ones have the ability to make your period go away if you're one of the lucky 1 out of 4 women.