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[–] Alwaysforgetmyname1 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Fat medical stories are my absolute favorite. More please!!

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[–] killallfats1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This has some great stuff from a surgeon: http://takimag.com/article/the_skinny_on_obesity#axzz4OgdB8ZjA Enjoy.

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[–] anustart- 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

At that ER, there was a woman who was so fat, her giant tits sat under her chin like a TV tray. She was maybe 35 and she was resting her Game Boy on her boobs while she played video games. At the same time, she was talking about her new baby to a friend and bitching about how the doctor promised these pills would take away her bedsores but the sores are still there, seeping.

Such a curvy goddess!

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[–] LimaBrains 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Jesus Christ and I thought my IUD insertion was a train wreck because I had to nurse halfway through. Why would someone even need to be sedated for it??

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[–] theepilepticferret ago 

I asked for sedation for mine since I was scared shitless and had never been pregnant before. The gynecologist told me to take 1 or 2 of my Ativan before going in, and to have someone else drive me. It actually went in pretty quickly, it was getting it back out after 2 years that was the problem.

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[–] LimaBrains 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Well now I'm scared of the removal... what happened?

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[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I actually tried to have one inserted earlier in the year but my cervix was so small they couldn't get it in and said I'd have to be sedated if they were going to get it placed correctly.

But being elbow deep in a whale makes me think that doctor didnt encounter the problem of a too small cervix...

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[–] LimaBrains 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I didn't even think about women who hadn't dilated getting it, that's a good point!

Maybe her fat was like, smothering her bits?

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[–] Mustlovedogs 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Lose weight or the cancer will kill you...gains even more weight...WTF? Stooopid fat...

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Stooopid fat...I LOVE IT!

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[–] proteinfordays 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Clearly it stopped giving a shit about its life many years and many donuts ago.

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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I feel so sorry for our medical professionals in this country. You can always see them breathe a sigh of relief when I go to the doctor and they come in the exam room and see that I'm not a fat shit.

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[–] theepilepticferret ago 

This. When I was in labour and asked for an epidural, the anesthetist actually said to me, "you're skinny enough that I can actually see where I have to place the needle!" I guess he was used to fat hogs who use pregnancy as an excuse to eat like they're feeding 3 grown women.

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[–] blue5car 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Forgot the part where the 6ft ripped consultant fires the staff for fat shaming, and gives it his phone number while the cleaning staff applaud.

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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Huh? Pretty sure scenarios just like this play out hundreds of times a day in medical facilities all across the country.

Doesn't mean I believe this particular story (generally I assume everything on the internet is fake), but this is a decent description of how any medical procedure involving insertions into a ham hole would go.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I agree with you about shit on the internet being mostly fake. I'll just give my experience, I have relatives and friends in the medical field. This shit happens, often.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

"Ham hole" once again gay is looking like a decent alternative

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[–] SeethingHatred 1 point 24 points (+25|-1) ago 

"Nurse, we need the fupa broom again, stat!!!"

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[–] CICO_Works 1 point 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

"Bring in another broom! This is a two broom fat!"

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[–] theepilepticferret ago 

Two broom fat

I'm totally gonna start using this term

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[–] runkkaamunatulessa 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

thanks for that positive insight. less fatties = less problems