[–] ShitlordOfTheManor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 4.1 years ago
I was playing one of those couples' naughty card games with my ex, and the card said, "Go to the fridge and put something on your body for your partner to eat/lick off'.
I wrapped my dick in Parma Ham.
No idea why we're not still together!
[–] DrFingers 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 4.1 years ago
"dressed in ham" reminded me of this. (nsfl/w)
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 4.1 years ago
Lady Gaga wore it better
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 4.1 years ago
That's an odd dress. I wonder how that would look on a shitlady.
[–] proteinfordays 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 4.1 years ago
Dressed up as something it'll never be.
[–] ShitlordOfTheManor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was playing one of those couples' naughty card games with my ex, and the card said, "Go to the fridge and put something on your body for your partner to eat/lick off'.
I wrapped my dick in Parma Ham.
No idea why we're not still together!