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[–] Kookus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I was also raised to summon the police if there was a problem, and now I don't know what would have to be going down before I was desperate enough to dial 911. Times... they are a-changin'...

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[–] slevin_kelevra 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

TIL @odinst showers with @I_Am_Not_Blue on reddit

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[–] WeekendBaker ago 

Hot

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[–] slevin_kelevra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

could be, but how do we know for sure?????

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[–] FairyOriginal 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hmm, a repeated showerthought ... don't let that used bar of soap bite yah in the ass on yer way to your next great revelation ... The party-goers in yer head don't like the taste of ... soap.

Edit: ...

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[–] vandilx ago 

And, currently, you can summon an Uber that can have a nurse inside who will give up to 5 flu shots for free in your home.

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[–] J_Darnley ago 

That's because your parents wanted to hide you from the fact that they were more likely to rape and murder you than a stranger you meet on the street.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

After a certain age your flesh loses the particular taste we cannibals crave.

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[–] Chiefpacman ago 

that's clever.

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[–] 6667828? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The difference is that now, you aren't a kid, and can be expected to look out for yourself.

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[–] 6668271? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But your little kid could summon an Uber driver with just a press of a button.

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