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[–] Gorillion 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

After a certain age your flesh loses the particular taste we cannibals crave.

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[–] AlphaWookie 4 points -1 points (+3|-4) ago 

Most people are decent folk. Also the "bad" people are only really bad for about 15 mins. out of there entire lives, but all it takes is 15 min. to really fuck things up for people. It is not the stranger that is most dangerous to you it is the person that claims to love and care for you that is most likely to do you harm. Now niggers are a different story altogether. The thing with niggers is they are just so unaware and in the moment that right or wrong, good or evil do not enter into the question.

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[–] Donbuster 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName ago 

Saving that one for later, thanks

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[–] Kookus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I was also raised to summon the police if there was a problem, and now I don't know what would have to be going down before I was desperate enough to dial 911. Times... they are a-changin'...

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[–] slevin_kelevra 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

TIL @odinst showers with @I_Am_Not_Blue on reddit

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[–] WeekendBaker ago 

Hot

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[–] slevin_kelevra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

could be, but how do we know for sure?????

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[–] FairyOriginal 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hmm, a repeated showerthought ... don't let that used bar of soap bite yah in the ass on yer way to your next great revelation ... The party-goers in yer head don't like the taste of ... soap.

Edit: ...

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[–] 6667828? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The difference is that now, you aren't a kid, and can be expected to look out for yourself.

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[–] 6668271? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But your little kid could summon an Uber driver with just a press of a button.

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[–] J_Darnley ago 

That's because your parents wanted to hide you from the fact that they were more likely to rape and murder you than a stranger you meet on the street.

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