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[–] SJWsRuinedIt 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Your shoes are lovely. Where did you get them? I'd like to order a pair for my sister's birthday.

(I don't have a sister, but for a short-term hookup it won't matter. If it goes further, I'd explain that I couldn't think of another ice-breaker.)

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[–] 6664836? [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's so gentlemanly! (:

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[–] SJWsRuinedIt 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I try to go the other way since most pickup lines today are basically: "Yo bitch! You got a pussy and I like that! Can I stick my dick in?!"