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[–] Vonjaderyn 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Going through one round of darts is probably more exercise than that ham gets in a week.

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[–] turtlesarepureevil 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Raging Chestpain will surely live up to its name doing any kind of activity.

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[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Just kill it... JUST FUCKING KILL IT!!!

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Seriously THIS. Fucking faker tub of lard fats fucking gall to fucking pretend it runs I want to burn these particular fats ESPECIALLY in their own grease.

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[–] SlayFatLesbians 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Every "thought" that comes out of it is pointless dribble. Fucking die already.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Did it roll the entire way? I'm fairly sure someone could do the worm the entire marathon and beat 12 hours.

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Raging Chestpain is famous for its 12 hour long marathon.

It's important to note that some details were omitted from its blog: it did sign as a "walker" instead of a runner; it was the last one to cross the finish line, several hours after all the remaining competitors, including many elderly runners; there was a time limit of 12 hours that was disrespected; and the race officials were volunteers, meaning they were kept there just to sustain its narcissism.

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[–] Artie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She took like multiple piss breaks (and probably shit breaks too) and at that massive size they probably take quite a while. I imagine she spent at least an hour in a bathroom given that she finished so far behind all the elderly.

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

This one time I ran I marathon, 26.2 miles, and my leg seized up. Ever tried to walk, much less run, on a leg that refused to work, while at mile 20?. I still finished in under 5 hours. I know someone who's ancient and sedentary parents can walk it in under 8 hours. It's pathetic and should be mercy killed.

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[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lmao. Yep. At just a normal human's walking weight of 3mph you should be able to do a marathon in 9 hours. It takes a special kind of athlete to slow that down another 3 hours.

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[–] DamnYouAreIgnorant 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

*whose

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If, by your logic, a sport played by athletes requires more movement than throwing darts, does that not mean I can conclude that you are not an athlete because, by your own logic, you don't move enough to qualify as doing sport? I would wager they can hold their arm up longer than you and their non-running arses can walk all over your time ... probably literally walking.

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[–] Shit_Lord_EatinGrin 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

A 12 hour marathon is 2 miles per hour. 2!

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[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

It's hard to walk that slow.

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[–] convenientreplacemen 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

93 year olds can do it in less than 7 hours. Her time is nothing short of a disgrace.

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[–] PetChan 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

There are esport players in better shape than this so called "athlete"...

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[–] hiddenbutt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Most of the esport players are humans. I think that says a lot about how fat affects your brain, reaction time, and fine finger skills.

image search here It really embodies the skinny nerd/geek stereotype for most.

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[–] miqotes 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I need to pay attention esports now more.

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[–] beetusgontakedemfeet 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Still... we can't forget Desrow from starcraft 2. Super obese, and all of the shItty traits that go along with fats. Manipulative, cowardly, goes back on his word, and constantly shiiiiiiiiiiit talking.

He even did his "I'm trying to go pro" video in a fucking fast food place. What an embarrassment.

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