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[–] Shit_Lord_EatinGrin 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

A 12 hour marathon is 2 miles per hour. 2!

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[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

It's hard to walk that slow.

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[–] convenientreplacemen 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

93 year olds can do it in less than 7 hours. Her time is nothing short of a disgrace.

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[–] PetChan 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

There are esport players in better shape than this so called "athlete"...

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[–] hiddenbutt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Most of the esport players are humans. I think that says a lot about how fat affects your brain, reaction time, and fine finger skills.

image search here It really embodies the skinny nerd/geek stereotype for most.

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[–] miqotes 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I need to pay attention esports now more.

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[–] beetusgontakedemfeet 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Still... we can't forget Desrow from starcraft 2. Super obese, and all of the shItty traits that go along with fats. Manipulative, cowardly, goes back on his word, and constantly shiiiiiiiiiiit talking.

He even did his "I'm trying to go pro" video in a fucking fast food place. What an embarrassment.

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

This one time I ran I marathon, 26.2 miles, and my leg seized up. Ever tried to walk, much less run, on a leg that refused to work, while at mile 20?. I still finished in under 5 hours. I know someone who's ancient and sedentary parents can walk it in under 8 hours. It's pathetic and should be mercy killed.

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[–] DamnYouAreIgnorant 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

*whose

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[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lmao. Yep. At just a normal human's walking weight of 3mph you should be able to do a marathon in 9 hours. It takes a special kind of athlete to slow that down another 3 hours.

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[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Just kill it... JUST FUCKING KILL IT!!!

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Seriously THIS. Fucking faker tub of lard fats fucking gall to fucking pretend it runs I want to burn these particular fats ESPECIALLY in their own grease.

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[–] Vonjaderyn 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Going through one round of darts is probably more exercise than that ham gets in a week.

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[–] turtlesarepureevil 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Raging Chestpain will surely live up to its name doing any kind of activity.

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[–] BWV1056 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

On darts vis a vis whether it's a sport or not; I consider it a game, not a sport. Yes it takes skill, so does pool (billiards), bowling, golf etc. But you don't have to be an athlete to participate at a high level. A game requires skill, a sport requires skill and athleticism.

That's my take anyway.

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[–] temp413 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I think that's a good way of putting it. It's not that darts isn't good enough (the hand-eye coordination is incredible), but it's just not a sport.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I completely agree. My husband and I were having a similar discussion about whether competetive video gaming was a sport or not. He was saying it is because it needs mental fortitude and skill, and I was arguing the same points that you were. A 500 pound slob could theoretically win a cyber games competition; the same fat fuck wouldn't even qualify for any sport in the Olympics. Sports require you to be in top physical shape to compete. Games do not.

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[–] BWV1056 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah, I guess they coined the new term e-sports for it. I feel kinda the same way about nascar/f1 drivers. They have tremendous skill, and I understand they do some sort of physical conditioning (I wouldn't know, not being a fan) but it's not exactly a sport as the term is generally recognized, so they call it motorsports.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've done 25-27 mile ruck marches in 12 hours. This thing is pathetic. And it shows you what a shitty person it is, all those volunteers only thought they'd be out there for 8 or 9 hours, tops. But no, pull them away from their families and personal lives for an extra 4 hours because you're a stubborn,narcissistic jackass.

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[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was about to comment that AT and PCT hikers often hike upwards of 20 miles with a full pack with huge elevation changes. To manage to walk that distance on a mostly flat surface with even footing and no extra gear at only 2mph is just pathetic.

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