[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If, by your logic, a sport played by athletes requires more movement than throwing darts, does that not mean I can conclude that you are not an athlete because, by your own logic, you don't move enough to qualify as doing sport? I would wager they can hold their arm up longer than you and their non-running arses can walk all over your time ... probably literally walking.
[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
This one time I ran I marathon, 26.2 miles, and my leg seized up. Ever tried to walk, much less run, on a leg that refused to work, while at mile 20?. I still finished in under 5 hours. I know someone who's ancient and sedentary parents can walk it in under 8 hours. It's pathetic and should be mercy killed.
[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lmao. Yep. At just a normal human's walking weight of 3mph you should be able to do a marathon in 9 hours. It takes a special kind of athlete to slow that down another 3 hours.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Raging Chestpain is famous for its 12 hour long marathon.
It's important to note that some details were omitted from its blog: it did sign as a "walker" instead of a runner; it was the last one to cross the finish line, several hours after all the remaining competitors, including many elderly runners; there was a time limit of 12 hours that was disrespected; and the race officials were volunteers, meaning they were kept there just to sustain its narcissism.
[–] SlayFatLesbians 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Every "thought" that comes out of it is pointless dribble. Fucking die already.
[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Just kill it... JUST FUCKING KILL IT!!!
[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Seriously THIS. Fucking faker tub of lard fats fucking gall to fucking pretend it runs I want to burn these particular fats ESPECIALLY in their own grease.
[–] Vonjaderyn 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Going through one round of darts is probably more exercise than that ham gets in a week.
[–] turtlesarepureevil 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Raging Chestpain will surely live up to its name doing any kind of activity.
[–] Shit_Lord_EatinGrin 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
A 12 hour marathon is 2 miles per hour. 2!
[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
It's hard to walk that slow.
[–] convenientreplacemen 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
93 year olds can do it in less than 7 hours. Her time is nothing short of a disgrace.