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[–] Shit_Lord_EatinGrin 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

A 12 hour marathon is 2 miles per hour. 2!

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[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

It's hard to walk that slow.

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[–] convenientreplacemen 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

93 year olds can do it in less than 7 hours. Her time is nothing short of a disgrace.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If, by your logic, a sport played by athletes requires more movement than throwing darts, does that not mean I can conclude that you are not an athlete because, by your own logic, you don't move enough to qualify as doing sport? I would wager they can hold their arm up longer than you and their non-running arses can walk all over your time ... probably literally walking.

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

This one time I ran I marathon, 26.2 miles, and my leg seized up. Ever tried to walk, much less run, on a leg that refused to work, while at mile 20?. I still finished in under 5 hours. I know someone who's ancient and sedentary parents can walk it in under 8 hours. It's pathetic and should be mercy killed.

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[–] DamnYouAreIgnorant 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

*whose

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[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lmao. Yep. At just a normal human's walking weight of 3mph you should be able to do a marathon in 9 hours. It takes a special kind of athlete to slow that down another 3 hours.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Did it roll the entire way? I'm fairly sure someone could do the worm the entire marathon and beat 12 hours.

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[–] Artie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She took like multiple piss breaks (and probably shit breaks too) and at that massive size they probably take quite a while. I imagine she spent at least an hour in a bathroom given that she finished so far behind all the elderly.

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Raging Chestpain is famous for its 12 hour long marathon.

It's important to note that some details were omitted from its blog: it did sign as a "walker" instead of a runner; it was the last one to cross the finish line, several hours after all the remaining competitors, including many elderly runners; there was a time limit of 12 hours that was disrespected; and the race officials were volunteers, meaning they were kept there just to sustain its narcissism.

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[–] SlayFatLesbians 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Every "thought" that comes out of it is pointless dribble. Fucking die already.

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[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Just kill it... JUST FUCKING KILL IT!!!

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Seriously THIS. Fucking faker tub of lard fats fucking gall to fucking pretend it runs I want to burn these particular fats ESPECIALLY in their own grease.

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[–] Vonjaderyn 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Going through one round of darts is probably more exercise than that ham gets in a week.

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[–] turtlesarepureevil 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Raging Chestpain will surely live up to its name doing any kind of activity.