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[–] HippyHoney 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You're doing Gods work. Keep slamming the hammer on those fatties!

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[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Doesn't shake hands. Gee, what a special fuckin' fatflake.

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[–] alc0 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That would be so satisfying.

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[–] ZulemagaRodriguez 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That's awesome! :D How many blog posts do you think she'll write about it? How many hamburgers do you think she'll put down because of it? One of these numbers is greater than the other.

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[–] Swolebroshitlord1 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If only I could turn into a fly and buzz around the room to witness this happen. I'd love to be able to hear this piece of shit telling all of their friends and family lies about why they couldn't get a surgery. It surely won't tell the truth. Anything to avoid the truth that it's purely their own fucking fault. Fuck em'. I hope their pain worsens day after day.

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[–] 6625422? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This has got to be one of the best pets of your job, yes?

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[–] SurgicalShitlord [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Not really. I like helping people. I just have been doing this long enough to know when someone is beyond help.

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[–] fattyfatty2X4 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I love you. No homo (really though, all homo if I get to hear more stories like that).

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

She smiles quietly and files it in the folder I've created for just such an occasion

Was that folder titled, "When Hell Freezes Over"?

Seriously though, that was amazing.

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