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[–] shitlord4life 0 points 63 points (+63|-0) ago 

Hey doc, what do I do with this shitlord story boner lasting more than 3 hours?

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[–] SurgicalShitlord [S] 0 points 85 points (+85|-0) ago 

Go on Tumblr and look for photos tagged #curvy. Problem will be fixed in less than 30 seconds.

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[–] lifting_cat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

LOLz.... all the fucking lolz.

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[–] AxonCaradoc 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I need to contactyour supervisory body for this off-prescription issuing of medicinal laughter.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

Daaaaaaamn, that's some dry medication right there! I got soft just reading the prescription!

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[–] shitlord4life 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I dont want to die though

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[–] Bunnnnnnn 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Amazing haha. I look forward to more of your stories!

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[–] SugarPie 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

You are basically my hero right now. Am engaged but I'm sure my ShitFiance would make an exception for this.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

That is awesome! Courtesy doesnt kill anyone, I applaud your quick and timely diagnosis 😂

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[–] weaponsgradeautism 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Shit, I don't blame you at all. We work in the same field, although I'm an EMT-IV for my state. Which we're looking at adding new titles, where I will end up moved to Critical Care Paramedic (due to my 6 years as a 68W in the Army, logged in time.)

Fats are a fucking liability. Lifting them is a risk. Medication is a risk. Even setting a bone on them is a risk. Elective surgery means, you don't HAVE to do it. Fatty should either lose the ham, or accept pain until it falls over.