[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
That is awesome! Courtesy doesnt kill anyone, I applaud your quick and timely diagnosis 😂
[–] weaponsgradeautism 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
Shit, I don't blame you at all. We work in the same field, although I'm an EMT-IV for my state. Which we're looking at adding new titles, where I will end up moved to Critical Care Paramedic (due to my 6 years as a 68W in the Army, logged in time.)
Fats are a fucking liability. Lifting them is a risk. Medication is a risk. Even setting a bone on them is a risk. Elective surgery means, you don't HAVE to do it. Fatty should either lose the ham, or accept pain until it falls over.
[–] shitlord4life 0 points 63 points 63 points (+63|-0) ago
Hey doc, what do I do with this shitlord story boner lasting more than 3 hours?
[–] SurgicalShitlord [S] 0 points 85 points 85 points (+85|-0) ago
Go on Tumblr and look for photos tagged #curvy. Problem will be fixed in less than 30 seconds.
[–] AxonCaradoc 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I need to contactyour supervisory body for this off-prescription issuing of medicinal laughter.
[–] shitlord4life 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
I dont want to die though
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 37 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago
Daaaaaaamn, that's some dry medication right there! I got soft just reading the prescription!
[–] TwoTonTessie 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
We should have a chime-in for shitlord MDs (even if you don't post about patients) so the fats reading this sub can see how doctors can (and will) troll the fuck out of you.
[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I don't think that's trolling. As /u/weaponsgradeautism said, they're an added liability you don't need for an elective surgery, and most likely the ham's problems will get better/disappear without surgery if it ever loses the weight. OP did the right thing.