[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars 3 points 15 points 18 points (+18|-3) ago
"No less than 16". Well, seeing as how this beast is 22 goddamn years old, anything under 18 is called child molestation and statutory rape.
[–] BadIdeaFactory 1 point 20 points 21 points (+21|-1) ago
I just looked up Canadian law on the issue... Age of consent is 16. Doesn't mean he's not a weeaboo and a creep.
Also, due to your username, here's your daily reminder that the little girl who voiced Ducky was shot and killed by her father before "The Land Before Time" was released: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Barsi
Yeah, I'm aware that happened to her. Why are you bringing it up?
[–] BoracicBaronetYr 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Age of consent in CA is sixteen, I don't think a redline on age is a good metric for determining if a relationship is creepy. People mature at different rates and cultural norms effect mental state which informs whether or not it's creepy, or equivalent reaction feeling.
(I'm almost 27, I haven't slept with a teenager since college, and don't really imagine I will ever again; nothing can make that ham un-creepy or human, bestiality is still illegal pretty much everywhere. Point being, I have no dog in this fight, but that's awfully vitriolic just based on the numbers 22 and 16. )
I didn't realize it was Canada. In the US, the age of consent is 18. But personally I can't possibly see a situation in which a 10th grader should be dating a college senior. Fats are immature. Points to the reason they want someone more childlike.
[–] Uglybutnotfat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You may want want to re-google that.
If you just look up "Age of consent in California", you instantly get 18.
Some states have 16 or 17, but CA is not one of them.
[–] FatsoMcgee 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
Whats with these people with high standards and nothing to offer? Even his personality is repulsive
[–] TriggerWarning595 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
He is so much smarter than the conservative hordes old people with his green party vote
[–] mk46gunner ago
Poe's Law, I guess? Fuck if I know, I just got out of the shower and the comments are killing me.
[–] turtlesarepureevil [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
There have been actual planets going to Nippon in order to find their waifu.
[–] runningnooblet 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Then get lumped with the rest of the kimo-otas and fail spectacularly.
[–] Runway22L 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
What have the mashed potato millennials done to the fucking world? I mean seriously, this turd monkey has chins on his chins! WTF? And he has the gall to, not ask, but INSIST on a petite Asian gal (with some meat on her bones?) What have you done to delude these fat fucks? There was a day when a fatty like this would've NEVER posted online, would've known he didn't stand a chance. Now he sounds like he's almost ENTITLED to a human with his long list of demands. A little chubby? (Yeah and he has a 14" dick!)
[–] unpaid_orgy_pro 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago (edited ago)
I noticed that Beta white guys (often very fat) are trying to seek Asian women on Craigslist and on other dating/hookup forums. They think they can score an Asian chick because Asian chicks are usually the most submissive of all. They see Mark ZuckerJew/Cock Suckerberg net an Asian wife, and that gives them hope that that they can score with an Asian chick . I'm not a man and I'm not an Asian woman, but I see this pattern all the time.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 41 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago
This got to be satire.
[–] YouAreNotPetite 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago (edited ago)
It is, that's Jesse Heiman, a well-known extra with delusions of grandeur (goes by "world's greatest extra"). If you watch enough TV or movies, you'll likely have seen it waddling around in the background.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Thank God! I have no idea who this butterbeast is, to me every fat looks the same after a certain threshold.
[–] WonderfulTriggers ago
Yep. Fits the Fedora-wearing stereotype too well. Gotta be a troll.