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[–] sarcasmo13 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Only thing missing was M'lady

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[–] Daimao 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

just wait till he gets a job at an engineering firm in Japan and works 20 hours unpaid overtime a week. But don't worry he says Asian culture is superior.

Note : cultures of the world are too different to be objectively compared. There are pros and cons everywhere. Enjoy where you are from.

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[–] Runway22L 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

What have the mashed potato millennials done to the fucking world? I mean seriously, this turd monkey has chins on his chins! WTF? And he has the gall to, not ask, but INSIST on a petite Asian gal (with some meat on her bones?) What have you done to delude these fat fucks? There was a day when a fatty like this would've NEVER posted online, would've known he didn't stand a chance. Now he sounds like he's almost ENTITLED to a human with his long list of demands. A little chubby? (Yeah and he has a 14" dick!)

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[–] Plavonica ago 

Oh they sure as shit posted online. There just wasn't many people online then, most people didn't hear about the internet until it got big.

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[–] Otter5000 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Get in line ladies

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[–] Hammorous ago 

Where were the tryouts going to be held?

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[–] wmeth 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

He looks like Hal Stewart from Megamind.

Title Here

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[–] Sanji 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

This really seems like a joke.

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[–] turtlesarepureevil [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There have been actual planets going to Nippon in order to find their waifu.

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[–] Shitlord2016 ago 

What is a waifu?

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[–] Sanji ago 

Oh I know, its just that post reads too perfectly.

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[–] runningnooblet 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Then get lumped with the rest of the kimo-otas and fail spectacularly.

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[–] FatsoMcgee 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Whats with these people with high standards and nothing to offer? Even his personality is repulsive

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[–] Isolation ago 

Is it that hard to notice this is straight up satire?

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[–] mk46gunner ago 

Poe's Law, I guess? Fuck if I know, I just got out of the shower and the comments are killing me.

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[–] alc0 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But he's so enlightened and oh so smart.

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[–] TriggerWarning595 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

He is so much smarter than the conservative hordes old people with his green party vote

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[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars 3 points 15 points (+18|-3) ago 

"No less than 16". Well, seeing as how this beast is 22 goddamn years old, anything under 18 is called child molestation and statutory rape.

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[–] BoracicBaronetYr 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Age of consent in CA is sixteen, I don't think a redline on age is a good metric for determining if a relationship is creepy. People mature at different rates and cultural norms effect mental state which informs whether or not it's creepy, or equivalent reaction feeling.

(I'm almost 27, I haven't slept with a teenager since college, and don't really imagine I will ever again; nothing can make that ham un-creepy or human, bestiality is still illegal pretty much everywhere. Point being, I have no dog in this fight, but that's awfully vitriolic just based on the numbers 22 and 16. )

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[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars ago 

I didn't realize it was Canada. In the US, the age of consent is 18. But personally I can't possibly see a situation in which a 10th grader should be dating a college senior. Fats are immature. Points to the reason they want someone more childlike.

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[–] Uglybutnotfat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You may want want to re-google that.

If you just look up "Age of consent in California", you instantly get 18.

Some states have 16 or 17, but CA is not one of them.

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[–] damnbiker 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Half your age plus seven, until you're on your late twenties, then whatever.

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[–] theJshow 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Forward the add to the feds

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[–] BadIdeaFactory 1 point 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

I just looked up Canadian law on the issue... Age of consent is 16. Doesn't mean he's not a weeaboo and a creep.

Also, due to your username, here's your daily reminder that the little girl who voiced Ducky was shot and killed by her father before "The Land Before Time" was released: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Barsi

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[–] MothaFuckinTreeStars ago 

Yeah, I'm aware that happened to her. Why are you bringing it up?

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[–] retailslave ago 

What the fuck...

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